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    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God


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    Beauty fades with time, but personality lasts
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    Hey I just found your nose, it was in my business again








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    I am still single because God is busy writing the best love story for me
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    I don’t insult people, I just describe them
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    Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
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    Silent people really have the loudest minds
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    You cannot stop waves coming against you but you can learn to surf
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    Dear Mathematics, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m really tired of solving them for you
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    I will win, obviously not immediately, but eventually
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    I don’t have dirty mind, I just have sexy imagination


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    You have to be 'odd', to become number 'one'
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    I have'nt really failed……My success is just postponed
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    I am always right; Even though I thought I was wrong one time, I was right as I know I was wrong
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    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
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    My password is 'incorrect'. So if I mistype, my computer will remind me "Your password is incorrect"
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    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse
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    Smile while you still have teeth
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    I'm not lazy, I am on my energy saving mode